Gay Lingo

Gay A : “Hoy, Bakla, me That’s Entertainment ka ba?”

Gay B : “Naku, Washington Sycip. Purita Kalaw ang lolah mo ngayon”

Gay A : “Rampa sana aketch. Go Bingo ka, ate?”

Gay B : “ Ayyyy, Wishing, Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion ako.”

Everyone who got what they were saying, raise your hands!

It is true. The propagation of this form of communication is unstoppable. Once the not-so-secret language of homosexuals; gay lingo is no longer exclusive to gays much to our divas dismay.

From its grassroots beginnings in obscure parlors around the city it has infiltrated the tri-media and is now being spoken or understood or both by every Juan, Juana, Nene and Boy in the Philippines.

Almost everyone can now speak this once hard to break “gay code of communication”.

Well, at least those who will shamelessly and unabashedly admit to it. No one it seems is excluded from the allure of this lingo that is funny and irreverent at the same time. It has become some kind of a secret guilty pleasure.

Naalala ko yung first time ko nakarinig ng GAY LINGO di ako makarelate ever. Ang feeling ko OP ako hahah! Naguusap usap kasi nun yung tito kong gay, tas mga pinsan kong pa-gay (girl na nagsasalita ng gay) haha! elementary or 1st year HS ata ako nun. Sa inis ko nag-aral ako ng basic gay language haha!

Pati sa mga parlor/salon nagamit ko din ang pagiging echuserang frog ko kasi simula ng alam ko na ang gay lingo hindi na ko naOOP sa mga parlor. haha! aba'y malay ko kung ako na pala ang topic wititit ko pa knows. :))

Siguro dahil na din sa environment ko kaya di ganon din kahirap intindihin ito. lumaki ako ng nanunuod ng mga gay contest, my tito akong gay, friends na gay, ang nagugupit ng hair ko gay, ang gumagawa ng mga gowns namin gay, profs/teachers na gay. :) at lahat din ng mga yan love ko.