Vice Ganda Vs John Lapus: Pasiklabang GMA-7 VS ABS-CBN

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Guest sa anniversary show ni John "Sweet" Lapus ang kaibigan niyang Kapamilya star na si Vice Ganda.

Riot ang kanilang segment. Hindi matigil sa katatawa ang mga taong naki-celebrate sa 18th birthday ni Sweet sa showbiz.

Nagkumparahan ang dalawang mahusay na komedyante kung alin sa dalawang TV Network--GMA-7 kay John at ABS-CBN kay Vice--ang mas bongga, mas maganda ang location at mas maraming mga bakla at papa.

Dude, Hell no!

9 friends + plane = gone wrong

Now names + yours (top one yours last 8 4 boys and 4 girls)
1 BEA
2 YONG
3 SHO
4 MIKE
5 MARVIN
6 PAU
7AIRA
8 AM
9 FLO
VACATION TIME!
Where are you going (you will be flying this trip) SAMAR *ehem! its a sign =)
Whats the occasion AIRA'S BDAY hahah
What are you going to do when you get there (no parents) SWIMMING AND PARTEY!:)
PLANE PART 1
Who�s eating? ME :D
Who�s looking out the window? FLO
Who�s making out with each other? THE JERS LOVETEAM HAHAH :d
Who�s running up the aisle? MARVIN
Who�s freaking out because they didn�t want to fly? MIKE
Anyone fighting? YEA :))
If so� who? AIRA AND YONG
Anyone dating & who? YES
Who won�t shut up? AIRA :)))
*Pause* the plane starts shaking and it suddenly drops without notice
PLANE PART 2
Who notice your going to hit water? SHO
Who is crying? ME ;D
Who is telling their deepest secrets? MARVIN
Who is trying to calm people down? PAU
Who is trying to use their cell phones? AIRA
CRASH!
Who passed out on impact? MIKE
Who�s stuck AIRA
Who�s bleeding the worse? AM
Who�s trying to calm people down? PAU
What are you doing to help? NOTHING :)))
*Pause* you finally all get out to see that your on a deserted island.
ISLAND!
Whos the leader? PAU
Team 1? BEA AND AIRA
Team 2? MARVIN AND FLO
Team 3? YONG AND AM
Team 4? SHO AND MIKE
What team is finding food? 1 *LOL*
What team is getting wood? 3
What team is making shelter? 4
What team is in the plane searching for clothes, food, etc. 2
Who is still crying? ME HAHAA
It�s 7:00pm who�s building the fire? MIKE
Who�s sleeping? SHO
Who�s making out? HAHAHHA :)))
Who�s swimming? FLO
Who�s the first to go insane? ME
What would you do if 2 n 8 were making out? LOL. AHAHHA.
4 and 6? Y NOT HAHAHA :))
3 and 5? WTF!? BROMANCE :))
Are you cheating on or hooking up with anyone? NAH
Who stops trusting the leader first MARVIN
There�s a love triangle who is it? AIRA*YONG*AM HAHAHAH
Who ends up together? FLO AND MARVIN
Who gets pregnant? AIRA
Who�s the dad? SHO
Who goes insane 2nd? PAU
You need food who do you kill? MARVIN :))))))))
Who gets sick? AM
Who tries swimming home? FLO
Who dies first? AIRA
How about second? YONG
*weeks go by there�s 7 left*
RESCUED
Who saves you? JAKE CUENCA
Who�s parents were crying? LAHAT
How did you tell the parents of the two that died? AIRA DAHIL SA PANGA-NGANAK HAHA
What was the sex of the baby? BOY
Did the parents of the baby stay together? NO
Did you all stay friends after the tragic event? YES :)
Did anyone go to rehab for going physco? ME :))
*18 years go bye and the baby grew up��. To be continued next survey I LOVE YOU GUYS :) *hug* hahahha :D STORY KO TO so walang kontra :))

Behind the colors red and yellow

Bakit karamihan ng Fastfood, Resto's... kulay pula at yellow ang paint?

1. MCDonald's

2. Jollibee

3. Max's

4. Goldilocks

5. Chowking

6.Mr. Donut

7.Burger King

Because the colors red and yellow are good stimuli for the appetite..

Kaya pala ganoon ang kulay ng....

8. Sogo!!!!!!!

---Aminin mo! napaisip ka! hahaha

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